Break the internet, David Beckham
Why no one else - still - does it quite like Golden Balls.
But first!
I’m writing this post flat move, phase one. How handy, I thought, I can go straight from the temporary rental I am exiting to my holiday. Predictably, the logistics ended up less straightforward than hoped for, with me scattering anything that couldn’t fit in my hire car to the four winds; tinned cans, cushions and a full-length mirror discard…